Gorgonzola.
Month: August 2019
Joke of the Day: Why can’t you use ‘beef stew’ as a password?
Because it’s not stroganoff.
Joke of the Day: When you’re cold, why should you always stand in the corner of a room?
Because it’s usually 90 degrees!
Joke of the Day: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
Riddle of the Day: What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
Joke of the Day: What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
Insta-gram!
Joke of the Day: How do you know when you’re going to drown in milk?
When it’s past your eyes. (Pasteurized!)
Joke of the Day: What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper!
Joke of the Day: What did the femur say to the patella?
I kneed you.
Joke of the Day: What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!