I am stuck on you!
Month: April 2019
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
Why is an island like the letter T?
Because it is in water.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
None of them, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree!
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”
What has four legs, but can’t walk?
A table
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window
If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Wet.